You know, one of the advantages of your apartment is how close you are to the parking lot. Why, you could hop out of your bedroom window or walk out the screen door and be right at your car immediately. That's pretty great, and I envy you. If ever there were a federal emergency and we were told to evacuate, rest assured that you could be on the road a full forty-five seconds before I could.
The disadvantage, however, is that when I pull up in my car and you leave your blinds open and walk around naked, I can see a whole lot more of you and your wife than I wanted to.