Charles Barkley: He's like a big cuddly bear that I want to punch in the face.
Kanye West: Thinks he's bigger than Jesus and the Beatles put together, but come on . . . so, so catchy.
Bill Maher: Such a pompous A-hole, but the discussions on his show are often so fascinating.
The Real Housewives of Orange County: Terrible, terrible people who I love to see fail at life.
Axl Rose: I don't think about Axl 99.9% of the time. But that .1% of the time is like seeing a train wreck on your birthday. Terrible and awesome.
The Entire State of Florida: Exceptions include our friends Emily and Daniel and my cousin Christy and her husband. But seriously, what's up with Florida?
Tyra Banks: Watching clips of her on The Soup is enough, but nothing she does surprises me anymore. I expect the worst.
Simon Cowell: In the people I just can't stand category: everyone else associated with American Idol. (With one or two embarassing exceptions.)
People Who Know How To Maintain Their Lawn: Jealous!
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