I watch CNN's American Morning while I'm eating breakfast. I like a little more news and a little less partisan political commentary that early in the morning, and CNN beats Morning Joe and Fox and Friends in that regard, as far as I can tell.
Anyway, CNN's Ali Velshi was pimping his new book Give Me My Money Back. Which, of course, prompted John Roberts to say, "All right, Give Me My Money Back. And don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt."
Yeah, that's Ben Folds' "Song for the Dumped."
He left out the swears, though.
The world is weird.